Graydon Weaver

December 3, 1994 — How the hell am i supposed to know

Graydon Buchanan Weaver is the Co-Host of Hivemind with his friend Riley Savage who he grew up with in Ohio where he was born and raised. He now lives in Detroit, Michigan. He is currently dating Eden Burke (who loves movies and acting). He has 56.5k followers on his Instagram. Graydon has confirmed that he will retire from Hivemind by November of 2028 (give or take 16 months). He then plans to start a fly-fishing school in Brooklyn. As of December 27th 2023, he is sick and overall unwell. Graydon has an extensive military career, having participated in both the American Civil War (he was in fact the person being referred to in the song "Yankee Doodle,") and the Vietnam War where he was in the same platoon as Charles Entertainment Cheese (commonly known as Chuck E. Cheese) who Graydon witnessed commit multiple war crimes including the slaughter of an entire village and the killing of "a bunch of people" in Saigon

He is the founder of Pulled Pork Park, which features the world-famous ride 'Pickle Mountain', and in an act of selflesness, has given out countless all inclusive, all expenses covered tickets to the park.

On January 8th 1998, it was alleged he hit and killed a running pedestrian while driving his newly-leased Nissan Ultima with a Blood Alcohol Content level of 1.1, however this was later settled in Graydon’s favour in court.

He attended college with popular cartoon character Spongebob Squarepants with whom he got hazed with and describes Squarepants' death as a grandiose act of heroism to save the lives of many.