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    No Coffee, No TV, No Sex
    No Coffee, No TV, No Sex
    Drama
    Romance

    No Coffee, No TV, No Sex

    "Two-guys-one-girl thing in a squatted house in Geneva."

    No coffee, no TV, no sex is a dramatic comedy. It is the story of Arno, a 27 year old living in the Geneva squats. His best friend, Maurizio, obtained a residence permit for Switzerland through an convenience wedding. Nina, Maurizio’s girlfriend, is French but would also like to live in Geneva: she faces the same administrative obstacle. In order for her to obtain a permit, Maurizio convinces Arno, for the sake of their friendship, to marry her out of convenience. Reluctantly, Arno accepts and Maurizio, unsuspecting, leaves for a few days. Alone with Nina, Arno, usually shy with women, falls in love with her. She falls in love with him. When Maurizio returns, Arno cannot hide the truth from him. He and Nina end up telling him about their relationship. They reconsider the arrangement and try to settle the dilemma together…

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    Release Date

    September 29, 1999

    Status

    Released

    Original Title

    Pas de café, pas de télé, pas de sexe

    Runtime

    1h 27min

    Budget

    —

    Revenue

    —

    Language

    French

    Production Companies

    Laïka FilmsParadigma FilmsTSR